Total Medals Earned: 11 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 290 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
What were you doing?
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (125/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!